People are disgusting. I'm sorry, but you are

My job is typing in application forms that the public have sent in. I don't mind the mispellings, spider handwriting, bad punctuation, coffee stains, children's drawings, adults' doodles and little, hateful messages, but when you have to prise the pages apart because they're sticky, that's when I want to take a shower.


[EDIT: Yes, I am aware of the irony of misspelling 'misspelling' so you don't have to point that out. Christ, paging Dr. Freud...}