Bored at Work

I think that explains a lot. Webtexting my friends this:

Wot do u no of ur fadr?
i no u kld hm.
No. I m ur fadr.
No. Dats impsbl.
Srch yr felgs, u no t 2b tru.
NoOoOoO
Bzz/\Zap/\Zap
Zrsh

Arghhhhh

DunDunDunDunDeDun

Next week: Macbeth!