All of the people at the supermarket are in secondary school. I am the old guy trying to keep up with kids.

I am depressed.

Everybody Hurts by REM has just come out of my speakers.

I am really depressed.

Over on Gillen's blog: "Now, she's 21 and can't find any enthusiasm for anything. She keeps on thinking herself "Oh - remember when I was young" and then realising that she still is."

Replace 'she' with 'he' and you get me.

No that wasn't meant to be a poem. Amateur poets who publish their work should be tied down and forced to eat shit until they expire.

Today I am a culture fascist.